Eli was bought as a souvenir at a highway rest stop for a trucker’s son. He was a reminder of a father who was never around. When the trucker deserted his family, Eli was thrown to the curb as a painful reminder of a father who won’t be back.
Name of Deceased: Eli Wretch
Date of Death: 11/9/73
Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey
Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo
Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky
Favorite Scent:Truck stop bathrooms
Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dusty dashboard viewing the world through a muddy windshield.
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