You can't control Pointy Max. You can't stop Pointy Max. You can't tell Pointy Max what to do. Oh wait, is that cheese? Oh, then you own Pointy Max.
Ok, so other than the weakness for cheese, Pointy Max can't be beat. Good luck trying to hold him down! It won't happen!
Or it might happen if you sit on him. If you can't beat 'em? Now that it's clear you and Pointy Max are on the same side, perhaps you could let him in on your plans and dreams? Perhaps together, you'll be unstoppable.
Pointy Max is approximately 12 inches tall