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Office Cronies

The Office Cronies strike a chord with the paper-pusher mouse-clicker in all of us. If you’ve ever worked in an office, you know these guys. You’ve rolled your eyes at them. You’ve IM’d your friends about how much they chafe your butt. You’ve taken the long route to your desk just to avoid them.

The Office Cronies collection includes a cast of stuffies to titillate, provoke, or indirectly confront your co-workers. Put ‘em on your desk to keep you company, give ‘em to someone to drop a hint, or just collect ‘em because they’re pretty darn cool. They will make the absurdity of your workday more bearable.




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Office Cronies: Bottleneck
Office Cronies: Bottleneck

“Your emergency is not my priority. I live to throw wrenches into your timelines. I’m the recurring roadblock that pops up on all of your projects. Kiss your deadlines goodbye!” I need to protect my job by putting needles…
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Office Cronies: Captain Obvious
Office Cronies: Captain Obvious

“What we need is a solution to our problem! I like to present plain-as-day observations as though they are brilliant insights.” I think I’m an essential contributor to any project. In fact, we just had a meeting this morn…
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Office Cronies: Empty Suit
Office Cronies: Empty Suit

“My strategy is to increase retention by decreasing attrition. I contribute little or nothing to the company, and it boggles the mind that I’ve gotten this far. Wanna see my bonus check?” I have the corner office because …
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Office Cronies: Fridge Raider
Office Cronies: Fridge Raider

“If it’s not labeled, it’s MINE! Wait – if it IS labeled, it’s mine! Your pudding cup, your soda, your leftover burrito…mine…ALL MINE!! No label is big enough or clear enough to thwart me!” …
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Office Cronies: Mean Admin
Office Cronies: Mean Admin

“I only smile for C-levels. Ask and you shall not receive. I consider it a personal affront to have to support you. Order your own office supplies!” I may have a candy jar on my desk, but I’m anything but sweet. When you …
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